Irish Joke of the Week

A drunk gets on a bus and asks the conductor how long the trip is between Limerick to Cork. "About 2 hours," says the conductor.

"Okay," says the drunk "then how long is the trip between Cork to Limerick?"

The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about 2 hours, man. Why'd ya think there'd be a difference?"

"Well," says the drunk, "It's only a week between Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long time between New Year's to Christmas!"