Irish Joke of the Week

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They get out of their cars and walk to the side of the road.

The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!"

The Irish priest pulls out a bottle of whiskey and says, "Here, drink some of this. It will calm your nerves."

The Rabbi drinks the whiskey and asks, "What are we going to tell the police?"

The Irish priest replies, "I don't know what you're going to tell them
but, I'll tell them that I wasn't the one drinking!"