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Catholic Shampoo

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer.

The first nun said that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she wouldn't feel comfortable about buying it. The second nun replied that she could handle that without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face, so the nun said, "We use beer for washing our hair; a sort of shampoo, if you will."

The cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He looked at the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said, "The curlers are on the house."