Irish Joke of the Week

One Irishman named Cahillane was explaining to the other named Donnelly how the Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies.

"You see," he said, "If someone is a bit blind he might have a very good sense of hearing, or if his sense of taste has gone, he may have a keen sense of smell."

"I agree with you," said the Donnelly. "I've always noticed that if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just that little bit longer.